Recite this latest ‘poem’ of mine in your thickest Glasgow accent…
Tongs Ya Bass
by Alex Pithie
I wis walkin up the high street
Gan hame fae the broo
Fin I saw a little Chinkie
Wi’ a yin yang tattoo
I crossed o’er the pavement
Blocking his way
He says ye better watch yer step
I’m wi’ the 14K
Oh says I
So yer a bit of a lad?
Worse than that he says
Am a fuckin’ triad
A triad says I
Should ye no hiv three heeds?
He says watch yer muth pal
Or you’ll end up deed
Heavy duty says I
Listen tae you
Ye get a whole lot of balls
Fae yer yin yang tattoo
It’s bonny an’ that
They’ve did a good job
Bit the yin and the yang
Hiv fucked up yer gob
Ye might think yer hard
I think that yer wrong
And I should know
Am a Glesga Tong
January 11, 2009 at 3:09 am |
See you Jimmy! Ya big yin,
That’s great poem says I
a nod from me and a blink of the eye
nae bother, says the Chinky,
yer a nobody, step aside I’ve bigger fish ta fry!
Wiv me fried Mars bar,
and carry out from the broo,
I’ll be a making hay while it shines,
instead of looking at that ugly gob that’s you!
So get ye away to your bed this night,
afore I crack my knuckles under this street light,
and whisk yer soul into Hades,
and create quite a hullabaloo!